Don't Bring Around A Cloud To Rain On My Parade
The BBC have confirmed the broadcast time for Doctor Who's post-apocalyptic series eight opener Deep Breath. Yer actual Peter Capaldi's début as The Doctor will be broadcast at 7.50pm on Saturday 23...
View ArticleWeek Thirty Five: These Vagabond Shoes, Are Longing To Stray
The Doctor Who World Tour has reached North America, with yer actual Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman her very self - both looking, it must be said, as effortlessly cool as fuck - alongside The Lord Thy...
View ArticlePost-Apocalypse, Wow!
Yer actual Peter Capaldi is, and has been, for many years, a massive fan of Doctor Who. You probably knew that already, dear blog reader - letters to the Radio Times as a fifteen year old, articles in...
View ArticleOh, Jesus
Don't blink. Just don't blink.The Doctor Who World Tour has made its final stop in the Brazilian city of Rio by the Sea-o. And, to prove it we have pictures. As yer actual Keith Telly Topping's old...
View ArticleDeep Breath: Twelfth Night
'A giant dinosaur from the distant past has just vomited a blue box from Outer Space! This is not a day for jumping to conclusions.'So, dear blog reader, Peter Capaldi his very self is The Doctor. He...
View ArticleWeek Thirty Six: How Was It For You?
Critics have hailed yer actual Peter Capaldi's feature-length début as The Doctor, as the eighth series of Doctor Who premièred on BBC1 on Saturday. You might have noticed. The Torygraph's Michael...
View ArticleInto The Dalek: Outside Looking In
'So, what do we do with the moral Dalek, then?''Get into its head.''You asked me if you were a good man. The answer is, I don't know. But I think you try to be. And I think that's, probably, the...
View ArticleWeek Thirty Seven: Subvert Normality
We start with some ratings; 5.21 million overnight viewers watched Into the Dalek on Saturday evening, a share of 24.7 per cent of the total available TV audience. That's broadly a similar figure to...
View ArticleRobot Of Sherwood: See, Robin, I've Been Searching For The Young Soul Rebels!
'Spaceship disguised as a castle. Very neat. You and your robots are plundering the surrounding countryside for all its worth.''Robin Hood, the heroic outlaw who robbed from the rich to give to the...
View ArticleWeek Thirty Eight: Chosen Your Mask?
Yer actual Jenna Coleman has suggested a 'surprise' is coming up involving her character. The actress, speaking to Radio Times, refused to either confirm or deny rumours - started in the (always...
View ArticleDeep Breath: Twelfth Night
'A giant dinosaur from the distant past has just vomited a blue box from Outer Space! This is not a day for jumping to conclusions.'So, dear blog reader, Peter Capaldi his very self is The Doctor. He...
View ArticleListen: The Bigger The Doctor The Bigger The Bill
'Dont! Look! Round!''People don't need to be scared by a big grey-haired stick insect. But, here you are! Stay still! Shut up!' The idea of doing an episode of Doctor Who which either focuses directly...
View ArticleWeek Thirty Nine: Swim With Me In Ocean Blue
The X Factor easily topped Sunday evening's overnight ratings. Though, several national newspapers - take the Daily Mirra for instance - still managed to run stories about the current series being...
View ArticleTime Heist: You're Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off
'This is the Bank of Karabraxos. The most dangerous bank in the galaxy. A fortress for the super-rich. If you can afford your own star system, this is where you keep it.' Welcome, dear blog readers, to...
View ArticleWeek Forty: Complaints
The X Factor continued with nearly 8.4 million overnight viewers on ITV for its Saturday evening episode. Wee Shughie McFee, the sour-faced Scottish chef off Crossroads' talent competition averaged an...
View ArticleThe Caretaker: She Cares So I Don't Have To
'Hold on, one more thing. We've got a newbie.''I'm The Caretaker.''Are the kids safe?''No. Nobody is safe. But, soon the answer will be be "yes, everybody is safe" if you let me get on.' As the setting...
View ArticleWeek Forty One: You Have The Right To Free Speech (So Long As You're Not Dumb...
Strictly Come Dancing beat The X Factor in their weekend ratings battle, drawing more overnight viewers on both Friday and Saturday evenings than its rival, the Wee Shughie McFee, the sour-faced...
View ArticleKill The Moon: Fate, Up Against Your Will, Through The Thick And Thin
'Hello Earth. We have a terrible decision to make. It is an uncertain decision and we don't have a lot of time ... An innocent life versus the future of all mankind.''How'd you like to be the first...
View ArticleWeek Forty Two: This Ever Changing World
Filming has, reportedly, concluded on the current series of Doctor Who, with the final shots of the 2014 Christmas episode now in the can. Director Paul Wilmshurst tweeted: 'And that's a wrap on the...
View ArticleMummy On The Orient Express: Get On The Groovy Train
'Start the clock!''There were many trains to take the name Orient Express. But, only one in space.' Written in 1933 and published early the following year, Agatha Christie's classic suspense novel...
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